LIFE LINE: PORN STAR TAYLOR STEVENS I Can SAVE the L.A. Kings ... with My Boobs

Porn star Taylor Stevens knows ... if the L.A. Kings are going to come back from an 0-2 deficit in the Stanley Cup finals, they're gonna need her boobs to distract the Chicago Blackhawks -- and tonight, she's READY TO STEP UP!!! FYI -- Taylor has become a master distractor at the Kings games ... strategically sitting behind the opposing team's bench (with cans in full view) in the hopes of taking the players' minds off the game ... and it's worked in the past. So, with the Kings' championship hopes on the line ... Taylor tells TMZ she's carefully selected her battle threads for Game 3 in L.A. tonight ... and judging from the pics, it's clear she means business. ............................................................ For Instant payment on daily basis ...click this link and get paid instantly http://StartReferralJob.com/index.php?refcode=3528

SPEEDY: JUSTIN BIEBER Sheriff's Dept. Believes Singer Was the Speed Demon

Tyler, the Creator is unconvincing ... at least to the L.A. County Sheriff's Dept. because deputies are convinced it was Justin Bieber driving his Ferrari at breakneck speeds on Memorial Day. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Sheriff's investigators have at least 2 eyewitnesses who place Bieber in the driver's seat. We're told one witness is a neighbor who chased Justin down on foot, in his socks. The driver was ... Justin Tyler, the Creator VOTE As we first reported ... Justin's security people claim they have video showing Justin was NOT behind the wheel. We're told the Sheriff's Dept. has requested the video, but so far ... nothing. When the investigation is completed, the case will be referred to the D.A..

THE LIST: MUSIC COMPANY SUIT TRIGGERS 19 NERVOUS BREAKDOWNS

What do Sonny and Cher, Kansas, Michael Jackson, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Bono, Whitney Houston, Dolly Parton, The Beach Boys, Lil Wayne, Lady Gaga, Toby Keith, Jefferson Airplane, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Amy Winehouse, Weezer, The Rolling Stones, The Supremes, Bonnie Raitt, Otis Redding, Air Supply, Jimmy Buffett, Johnny Cash, Bob Seger and Fleetwood Mac have in common? They're all responsible for a bunch of small town bars possibly getting forced out of business for the capital offense of playing their songs. Here's the deal. BMI -- the famous music licensing company -- has filed lawsuits against 12 bars and restaurants around the country, claiming the establishments have been playing their songs without paying a licensing fee. And it gets a lot worse. For every BMI song that gets played on a bar jukebox or by a DJ without the proper fee being paid, BMI is entitled to $150,000 in damages. So "Love Child" could literally put a bar out of biz. As for how BMI picked the places to sue -- it appears to have been pretty random. Some of the targets are The Fox Hole in West Jordan, Utah, Mojo Main in Newark, Delaware, Whiskey River Ranch, (we think it's in Springfield, Oregon), Whiskey Bones Roadhouse in Rochester, Minnesota, Kildare's Irish Pub in Chapel Hill, North Carolina and Pig 'N' Whistle in NYC. BMI is obviously sending a message to hundreds of thousands of bars and restaurants across the US of A -- playing "Free Bird" ain't so free after all. To make quick dollar ....click on this link http://StartReferralJob.com/index.php?refcode=3502

SUPER FAN: MICHAEL JACKSON Superfan Anted Up $16K To Fly Banners Over Trial

One of Michael Jackson's biggest fans is SO CONVINCED there's something fishy about his death ... that she dropped $16,800 on her credit cards to have conspiracy-theory banners flown all over the L.A. area ... TMZ has learned. The message-towing planes mysteriously started buzzing L.A. 2 weeks ago with banners like, "FOLLOW THE $ TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S DEATH" ... and "LAPD -- HONOR BOUND TO TELL TRUTH FOR MJ." Sources connected to AirSign, the company flying the banners, confirmed to TMZ ... a Hollywood costume shop worker paid for 11 flights over several locations including the downtown L.A. courthouse where Michael's wrongful death lawsuit is going on right now. sis The woman, who wants to remain anonymous, tells us ... "I'm hoping that someone will look at those messages and say, 'If someone feels that strongly about it, maybe this is worth looking into." As for the massive cc debt ... she says she can handle it because she's single and kid-free. And in case you think she's totally nuts ... she does have one connection to MJ. The shop where she works supplied some costumes for "This Is It." Totally worth it........................................................................ For Instant payment on daily basis ...click this link and get paid instantly http://StartReferralJob.com/index.php?refcode=3528

PROUD:LIL WAYNE F**K MIAMI HEAT I F**ked Chris Bosh's Wife

Lil Wayne went OFF on the Miami Heat last night at All-Star Weekend -- claiming he's been banned from all NBA events because of his beef with the team ... and the coup de grace ... Wayne said he banged Chris Bosh's wife. Wayne took the stage for an All-Star weekend event in Houston last night, when he told the crowd, "The NBA banned me from all NBA events ... because the Miami Heat told them to ban me." You'll recall ... Wayne's been pissed at Miami ever since he says he got the boot during a Heat game last week. Wayne said he got kicked out for rooting for the Lakers ... but there were reports Wayne got into trouble for making a gun gesture at another fan. Either way, Wayne's obviously still pissed ... because last night he continued to vent, telling the crowd, "When I say f**k, you say NBA! When I say f**k, you say Miami Heat!" He added, "F**k LeBron. F**k She Wade. F**k Chris Bosh. F**k all y'all." And if that wasn't enough ... Weezy said, "I f**ked Chris Bosh wife." We called Bosh's rep and the Miami Heat for comment -- so far, no word back from either

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FAMILY BUSINESS: Mack Maine Announces Lil Wayne's Daughter Signed To Young Money

Mack Maine reveals that Young Money has signed Lil Wayne's daughter, Reginae Carter. The YMCMB label has been expanding non-stop recently, but with their latest signee they're keeping it in the family. Young Money president, Mack Maine, revealed on the red carpet of the Grammys that Lil Wayne's teenage daughter, Reginae Carter, is signed to the label. Reginae Carter was formerly part of the girl group OMG Girlz, and now joins the same label as her father. Mack said, "Wayne’s daughter, Reginae, is actually signed to Young Money now." Mack praised Reginae's talents, saying, "Just expect greatness. She’s Toya [Wright's] daughter and Wayne’s daughter, so that’s a great combination. She’s a megastar." Other recent additions to the label include PJ Morton, Torion Sellers, and a teen group called We the Future. Mack says that the young stars are the label's focus right now, "Right now, I’m trying to get the Young Money young’ns going."

UP FOR SALE: KIM KARDASHIAN Sacrifices Her Couch ... for $5 Mil Mansion Sale

If you're a couch in Kim Kardashian's house, don't get too attached -- TMZ has learned when she unloaded her Beverly Hills mansion recently ... all the primo furniture was included in the price. Sources tell us ... Kim quietly sold her 4,000-square-foot pad -- the one she once shared with Kris Humphries for a hot minute -- for just under $5 million. She bought it in 2010 for $4.8 million. We're told Kim wanted a quickie sale -- she has that other mansion to nest in with Kanye West -- so when the buyer asked to have all the high-end furniture included ... KK gave it up without a fight. The lucky buyer scored everything from couches, to coffee tables, to custom made pieces like Kim's favorite glam station vanity dresser (which we're told was hard for her to part with) ... all totaled worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. Bright side for Kim ... she's got so much money ... she's building an entire salon in her new digs.

REALLY?: 2 CHAINZ ARRESTED FOR WEED Says Cops Wanted Pics

7:00 AM PT -- OK, This is getting RIDICULOUS ... We asked the Maryland State Police WHO ASKED to take the photo ... and a rep for the cops told us, "We cannot confirm who initiated that at this time." Ummm ... how hard would it be to ask the cops??? Interesting Point -- 2 Chainz posted the pic on HIS Twitter page ... meaning it was most likely taken by someone in 2 Chainz's camp ... which would mean the rapper probably initiated the shoot. Oooooor ... the cops took the pic and sent it to 2 Chainz. Something's fishy here ... 2 Chainz was arrested for marijuana possession in Maryland last night ... and the rapper is PISSED -- claiming cops were just "f*ckin" with him ... and then asked him for pictures. The guy behind the hits "Spend It" and "I'm Different" was busted around 10 PM in Easton last night after Maryland State Police pulled over a white van he was traveling in ... along with 6 other people. But cops say 2 Chainz was in possession of weed -- so he was arrested. He was the only person in the van taken into custody. 2 Chainz was taken to a nearby station where he was booked, released and even took a picture with police ... but the rapper says he only took the shot because THE COPS asked him for it. After the incident, 2 Chainz went on a Twitter rampage -- saying, "dam police f*ckn wit a n**ga." He continued, "Locked me up and then Wanted pictures smh (shakin' my head)." 2 Chainz also claimed that he didn't exactly have a bag of weed on him at the time ... only a grinder (a device used to crush up weed so you can smoke it.) We reached out to cops -- so far, no word back.

CLASSIC GENTLEMAN: DRAKE REJECTED at Nightclub -- Sorry, Chris Brown's Inside

Chris Brown and Drake ... one Hollywood nightclub ain't big enough for the both of 'em -- because TMZ has learned, Drake was turned away at the door this week because Brown was already inside. The club is Playhouse in Hollywood -- and sources tell TMZ, bouncers sent Drake on his way Wednesday night because CB was already partying at a table inside ... and they wanted to avoid any possible brawl scenarios. According to sources, Brown was inside the club celebrating an anniversary party for some clothing brand called Popular Demand. The bouncers were aware Chris was inside when Drake showed up around midnight ... and they knew Rihanna would be joining him later on ... so they asked Drake to party somewhere else that night. The promoters -- and the nightclub -- obviously wanted to avoid what happened at W.i.P. nightclub last summer ... when Chris and Drake's entourage nearly destroyed the place with flying bottles. We're told Drake handled the rejection like a gentleman and left without incident.

GREEN VALENTINE: RIHANNA I Got a BUNCH OF POT for Valentine's Day

The way to Rihanna's heart ... is through her lungs ... 'cause the pop star says she got a WHOLE LOTTA MARIJUANA for Valentine's Day ... and she's totally stoked. Rihanna posted her V-Day haul on Instagram ... along with the message, "Roses are green! Somebody knows how to make me happy." The question is ... who got her the gift??? We already know Chris Brown has a California weed card -- so he can buy for HIMSELF in CA -- but it's against the law to buy pot for somebody else. Still, Rihanna doesn't seem concerned.

HELLBENT FOR DISASTER: KRIS HUMPHRIES I'd Miss NBA Playoffs ... To Screw Kim in Court

Kris Humphries is so hell-bent on humiliating Kim Kardashian ... he's willing to screw over his team and risk the NBA championship ... just to face off with her in court. A judge has set a May 6th trial date for K & K's long-awaited showdown. Kim has wanted a simple divorce for nearly a year-and-a-half, but Kris wants an annulment on grounds she allegedly defrauded him ... he also wants to prove her reality show is fake. Problem is ... Kris' team, the Brooklyn Nets, are on track to score a spot in the 2013 Playoffs -- which run from April 20th to June 20th. Since the trial could last 2-3 days ... Kris has several options: 1. Settle the case BEFORE it goes to trial so he can play in the playoffs. 2. Play in Playoff games but miss the trial. It can go on without him, though it puts him at a handicap. 3. Go to the trial and let his team down Sources close to Kris tell TMZ ... the NBA'er has already made up his mind -- if the Nets make the playoffs, and the trial falls on game days ... he'll ditch the games. Now the really stupid part. There's no way Kris is going to win this trial. The judge will grant the divorce and Kris will get no money, because of the prenup (and the fact the marriage lasted 72 days). As for what Kris will risk ... his 2-year, $24 million contract. What's that saying? Bros before ... ?

Where did it all go Wrong?: MARY J. BLIGE'S FINANCIAL DISASTER New $900k Tax Lien

Just when you thought Mary J. Blige's financial problems couldn't get any worse ... TMZ has learned the singer has been hit with a $900,000 tax lien in the State of New Jersey. Blige -- who was JUST sued earlier this month for allegedly defaulting on a $500k bank loan -- is now on the hook for $901,769.65 in back taxes to the Garden State, this according to official documents obtained by TMZ. The tax lien is the latest in a string of financial woes for the Grammy winner -- just last year, Mary J. was sued for allegedly defaulting on a $2.2 million bank loan .. and before that, her charity was sued for not paying back a $250k loan. Back in May, Blige blamed the charity's financial issues on the staff -- saying, "The problem is that I didn't have the right people in the right places doing the right things." We reached out to Blige's camp for comment on the tax lien -- but so far, radio silence.

CHIEF KEEF ARRESTED FOR PROBATION VIOLATION

Chief Keef has been taken into custody as a result of his probation violation stemming from an interview with Pitchfork where they irresponsibly took him to a gun range. The interview has since been remitted. The seventeen year old whose real name is Keith Cozart is on probation for pointing a gun at Chicago police officers. He will be held until Thursday for a sentence hearing. Do you think people are trying to make an example of Chief Keef? Is he being unfairly scapegoated for Chicago’s gun problem? Sound off in the comments below.

NEW YEAR JOKE: JOAN RIVERS Pulls an Anne Hathaway

Joan Rivers just posted this picture on her Twitter page with the following caption: "Who am I? Anne Hathaway getting out of a limousine." Say cheese?

CONGRATULATION: KOBE BRYANT'S WIFE DROPS DIVORCE!!!

Kobe Bryant is NOT getting divorced. TMZ broke the story ... Vanessa -- through her lawyer, disso-queen Laura Wasser -- filed to end her marriage in December, 2011. Several months later ... Kobe -- in an attempt to win her back -- deeded over his interest in their 3 Newport Beach mansions. Since she filed, Vanessa and Kobe were on-again, off-again like high school students. But in the last month ... they got very tight. A turning point seemed to be the 12-12-12 Hurricane Sandy relief concert at Madison Square Garden in NYC, when the two left arm-in-arm. They spent New Year's Eve together, were spotted at lunch and have pretty much been inseparable. There have been reports that Kobe is getting back with Vanessa because it's cheaper to keep her ... but that's just not true. Fact is ... we've checked property records and Vanessa still owns 2 of the Newport Beach mansions -- she just sold the third for $3.2 mil. We don't know for sure, but it seems like Kobe may have signed a post-nup, giving Vanessa more financial leverage in the relationship. So now, Kobe, Vanessa and the 2 kids are one big happy family again. Congrats.

INTERESTED: SHERYL CROW Desperate to Sell L.A. Pad... Knocks Off $2 Mil!

Sheryl Crow REALLY wants to unload her Hollywood Hills mansion ... so much so she's offering a little incentive ... as in $2 MILLION OFF the original asking price, ahhhhhhh!!! Unfortunately ... even with a discount ... it still costs a hefty $14 million. Awwwww. TMZ broke the story ... Sheryl listed her rustic 11-acre-estate -- which contains THREE houses on one property -- back in October for $15,950,000. Turns out in this economy ... no takers. Trying to spice things up ... Sheryl drastically reduced the price this month. So now the infinity pool, campsites, hiking trails, 3 separate abodes, wine cellar and palapas can all be yours ... Ya know, if you're filthy stinking rich.

NO KIDS: BRITNEY AND JASON THEY BROKE UP OVER KIDS

Britney Spears and Jason Trawick broke up primarily because she wanted to have more kids and he didn't ... TMZ has learned. Sources directly connected to the couple tell us ... Britney, who is 31, loves her boys and desperately wants more kids. Jason, who is 41, is "in another place" and does not want to start a family -- although he loves Sean Preston and Jayden James. We're told the former couple argued frequently about family and this ultimately proved their undoing. Our sources say ... there's something else -- dealing with the Britney empire wore at Jason and "took away his individuality." Jason wanted to maintain his identity and one of the ways was to expand his business by taking on more clients (he's an agent) and making more money -- this didn't sit well with Britney. As for settling up -- we're told it's simple. There are no outstanding financial issues. Sources say the house Britney just bought -- $8.5 mil in Thousand Oaks, CA -- was purchased solely with her money and Jason has no claim to it. Short story -- it's a clean break.

PORN STAR TO LINDSAY LOHAN No Hard Feelings

he porn star who was cussed out by Lindsay Lohan on the set of "The Canyons" tells TMZ ... he ain't mad at the actress for ripping him on set ... in fact, he's still a huge LiLo fan. TMZ spoke with James Deen -- the porn star turned mainstream actor -- who says the audio of Lindsay telling him to "do your f**king job" made him smile ... because he had a great time on the project. So why was Lindsay so pissed off that day? Deen says he and Lohan had a misunderstanding just a short time before the film shoot ... which put her in a bad mood. “Hours before the rant she asked why I was doing this movie and I said 'For fun.' I meant for personal experience and enjoyment of working on a Bret Easton Ellis movie. I don’t think she understood my intention behind saying 'for fun' and thought it meant that I wasn’t going to try." Deen thinks Lohan took his explanation as a shot at her craft -- which was definitely not his intention. When asked if he was upset at the time of the incident -- Deen told us, "Not at all. You didn’t hear me laughing on that clip?"

IT'S PERSONAL: A$AP Rocky Discusses "Very Personal" Track "Phoenix"

A$AP Rocky gets deep on us on "Phoenix" off "Long.Live.A$AP." In a new interview he discusses his dark lyrics over a Danger Mouse beat. A$AP Rocky, as he has previously said, considers himself an innovator in the rap game. Thus he takes risks when it comes to music, whether lyrically or production-wise. On his debut album, Long.Live.A$AP, he forays into many types of styles, even delving into dubstep. He also gets pretty dark on a record-- a prime example being "Phoenix." MTV News spoke to Rocky about his thought process and suicidal thoughts on "Phoenix." Rocky says he considers the track "very personal." On the record he spits about the death of Michael Jackson, as well as Curt Kobain. He says that sometimes his mind wanders to low places, but that happens to everyone. "Those are natural feelings that we all get sometimes. You hurt so bad and you're going through so much pain to the point where sometimes you don't even wanna live anymore," Rocky explained."That's how a lot of people think, whether we'd like to admit it or not and that's all I was showcasing. It was that emotion...suicidal kinda emotions." The A$AP member also says that his lyrics are not meant to glorify anyone's death, "I'm not glorifying it at all," he said. "I'm just basically telling you that sometimes I have suicidal thoughts. And maybe I should seek help, or maybe it's not that deep." His LP drops on January 15th.

THE RETURN:Destiny's Child To Perform At Super Bowl Half-Time, Debut New Single

Beyonce was already announced as a performer at the Super Bowl half-time show, but now it's revealed that Destiny's Child will also perform, and the group as well as Beyonce solo will debut new singles. This year continues to get bigger and bigger of Beyonce. It was recently announced that there would be a new Destiny's Child compilation album, Love Songs, but Destiny's Child are reuniting for more than just the LP. It has now been revealed that Michelle Williams and Kelly Rowland will join Beyonce during her half-time performance at the Super Bowl, where they will debut their new single "Nuclear." This is the first time we'll be hearing new music from the trio in eight years. Beyonce is also set to debut a new single from her upcoming album during the half-time show, the title of which has yet to be revealed. You can catch it all on February 3rd. Destiny's Child Love Songs LP drops on January 29th.